A boy who pretends to be Mexican bets his soccer hating Idaho town that he’ll win a L.A. tournament with a club team of misfits, or they get no high school team.
Loner Danny Hennessy (13) is convinced he’s the next international soccer star. Only problem. He has no team. In fact, he has no friends in his northern Idaho town... that hates soccer.
Stuck in a trailer park with a mother he blames for having no father and being poor, he spends every spare second practicing soccer tricks in an abandoned warehouse. At nights he watches Youtube videos of Mexican soccer stars, then annoys the town by pretending he’s Mexican and only speaking his self taught Spanish while he does soccer tricks down main street.
WHAT IF THE KARATE KID HAD TO TRAIN HIMSELF?
The summer before high school starts Danny decides it’s time to leave and start his road to the pros by facing off with the number one ranked boy, Nick, in a Beverly Hills tournament. He bets the school board if he wins three games at the tournament, they will make a high school team.
Self appointed head coach Danny only gets exactly 10 kids and trains the team like bootcamp.
The wacky trip takes shape when the team gets a strip club, Juicy Lucy’s, to sponsor them and they get a former meth lab RV for the drive. On the road things look bleak when they lose to a girls team in a practice match and the team mutinies by voting Danny’s mom coach.
It gets dire when Danny gets his mother arrested in Beverly Hills…
Every generation deserves its iconic sports movie.
MARY HENNESSY
Danny’s whipping board of a mother trying to reconnect with her angry son. His hard head and her own demons that crushed her soccer career make their relationship a tough road.
Blake Lively
Rose Byrne
Kate Bosworth
MR. CRUZ
The big firm attorney who moved his family to the sticks to isolate his son, Hotdog, from big city drugs. When homeschooled Hotdog becomes Danny’s first friend, Mr. Cruz also finds a path to reconnect with his own son.
Benjamin Bratt
Edgar Ramirez
PRINCIPAL BENDER
Dead set against making a high school soccer team, like the rest of the town, he’d rather be waterboarded than watch a soccer match.
Steve Buscemi
Kevin Bacon
ELLIS
The owner of the strip club “Juicy Lucy’s” that sponsors the Trojans’ trip. Though he knows there’s no such thing as bad PR, the Trojans help him find a more respectable business.
Giovanni Ribisi
Matt Dillon
MAYOR ED
Says he wants to drain the swamp and make their town Bullhead great again.
William Zabka
Jason Alexander
BETTY
Mother Mary’s boss who thinks millennial parents are raising brats and prefers tough love.
Elisabeth Shue
Laura Dern
RUSTY
The crotchety “love it or leave it” American who might be the only one in town who loves Danny.
Edward James Olmos
Bruce Dern
CRUSADER COACH
The win at all costs suburban coach in the finals who brings in ringers and leaves his son on the bench..
Ralph Macchio
The writer hated soccer till he had the idea for the script and embedded himself with 3 youth soccer clubs for a season.
Writing from the angle of “soccer hater” gave the story an edge it wouldn’t have if written by a soccer fan.
WHAT IF SOMEONE HATES SOCCER? TROJANS SAYS "BRING IT!"
The small Idaho town in this coming of age story represents the hater. The conflict and jokes poke fun of the giant U.S. being, in fact, a 3rd world country when it comes to soccer.
Also, since soccer is the world’s sport, TROJANS is geared for international appeal, which is a tough goal for most American comedies. This movie also sets itself up for a sequel/franchise, where the hero gets on a pro youth team he hates in another country, so he can search for his father...
This four quadrant movie doesn’t have to make the binary choice of jokes/characters aiming at adult vs. child, male vs. female, or soccer fan vs. soccer hater.
Men/boys can appreciate the jock edge of a testosterone filled team that constantly fights and insults each other. Guys will also latch onto bootcamp training scenes, as well as the complex depth of love/hate relationship children can have with parents.
Women will appreciate the co-lead MARY, who plays the thankless job of mother, and has to fight for a relationship with her son while fighting her own demons.
Young girls can revel in the midpoint where the Trojans lose to an all girls team, but more importantly will recognize the story for calling out the boys for their chauvinism.
The jokes in the story don’t take a dive down to a lowest common denominator, but connect with any age because they are based in the conflict.
THE DIVERSITY OF THE CAST PORTRAYING THE UNDERPRIVILEGED MAKES THIS A COMEDY AND DRAMA FOR EVERYONE.